C.M, 18 (yikes), UK/NZ, Leftie, INTJ

I like kumara too much
Queue 24/7

this is my fault. should have learnt kung fu
THM

wayneradiotv:

insane push notif from twitter today

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froody:

Achilles wouldn’t have died if he was wearing OSHA approved work boots.

zvaigzdelasas:

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Cleansing my pores

daddyologist:

positively–speculative:

doctorcurdlejr:

speechless at chet hanks pulling a joker impression during this interview for LITERALLY no reason

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I bet y’all didn’t know this is Tom Hanks son

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nerviovago:

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beardedmrbean:

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bgm05:

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supper mario broth mad scientist moments

nessa007:

#this scene is everything
Derry Girls | 3x05

palipunk:

The level of evil it is to shoot a Palestinian journalist in the head, falsely claim you didn’t do it, and then send the military to attack her funeral, the mourners, and forcefully rip the Palestinian flag off her coffin. It’s monstrous.

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thegirlwhoswamwithsharks:

Me at age 15 downloading music using youtube to mp3:

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sandersstudies:

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Top ten texts I’ve ever received.

attentiondealer:

lucy: “i am in love with this man”

also lucy, literal five seconds later: writes some of the most homoerotic sentences i’ve ever read to mina

zagreus:
“ We’re no strangers to loss
You know the pattern, and so do I… ”

zagreus:

We’re no strangers to loss
You know the pattern, and so do I…

oregonnukesailor:

arsillanola:

e-hoomalu:

tilthat:

TIL that the raeson why water doesnt enter our buttholes when we fart or spread our asscheeks arbitrarily is because, is because the human body is engineered after the principle of the submarine, who is also doesnt the water doesnt enter his butthole when he enlarges rectum to shoot tortilas

via reddit.com

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